Hunky Horse We Ride For The Chonk! Shirt

Channel the unstoppable energy of Hunky Horse with this bold, sand brown shirt featuring Hunky in full wizard regalia. On the back, his rallying cry “We Ride For The Chonk!” captures the spirit of fearless adventure. Complete with The Wizards of the Chonk logo and title, this shirt is perfect for any true Chonk rider ready to gallop into legend.

Crafted for comfort and durability, this shirt blends humor, fantasy, and chonk-fueled power in one wearable statement. Whether you’re chasing the Chonk or just vibing with your crew, ride proud.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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